The Royal Wedding

The royal wedding between Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton was a fairy tale event marred only when footballer and poser David Beckham wore his Order of the British Empire medal on his right lapel instead of his left. Sir John Sawers the Chief of the Secret Intelligence service is said to have cornered Becks giving him the once over avoiding his pretty face then after that the medal put in its correct place on the left.

The wedding ceremony took 14 hours in total then it was off to the balcony for the royal BJ and Snow ball kiss viewed around the world by millions.

English tradition dictates that the most horrible looking children in the nation must observe the act to see if the future potential King has the stamina to stay firm and royal. William sure showed just what he is made of.
Later in the evening after the marriage was consummated the honeymoon sheets were put on display. There was no virginal blood stains which lead the royal seers to declare a bad omen onto the country. Also some people including Nicolas Cage have claimed to have seen the face of the Devil in some of the wedding photographs.