Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden has been killed by US forces in Pakistan. A Special forces unit lead by Chuck Norris shot and killed Bin Laden in a fire fight outside of Islamabad.
According to ground forces on the scene the unit fought their way through a heavily defended compound to find Bin Laden handcuffed to a bed dressed in ladies underwear as a young boy inserted gerbils into his anus via a plastic tube. "He was groaning so much that he didn't even noticed my team with their camera phones" said Chuck Norris who lead the assault.
When Bin Laden did noticed the rugged features of death by his bed he begged for his life and started to cry but was cut short by a witty one liner by Norris and then Norris' fists of revenge followed by two shots to the chest.
The body was then taken into custody to be officially identified, broken up and sold on EBay.
Norris later said, "This is a great day for justice and my movie career, God bless America!" he quietly added, "someday I hope to get the horrible image of him with that tube up his butt out of my head but until it will haunt my every waking hour."
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