Saturday 30 April 2011

Gaddafi The Voice Of Reason

 
Col Gaddafi said he was ready to talk to the US, UK and France if they stopped the air strikes and gave him a chance to get his troops to safety.
In a speech early on Saturday, Col Gaddafi called for a ceasefire, negotiations and maybe the West to surrender to him or else .

"We were the first to welcome a ceasefire and we were the first to accept a ceasefire... but the Crusader Nato attack has not stopped," he said. "The front door to peace is open and the back door is open to poop. We need to pull open the front door and now bust in the back door. Do not forget the window of compensation that opens both ways and the cat flap of oil drilling deals."

Col Gaddafi denounced the rebels as foreign terrorists and then went on to clear up that being a terrorist wasn't bad but being foreign was.

"I have no official functions to give up - I will not leave my country and will have all of my soldiers fight to the death, no matter how bloody or how much pain they suffer. " he vowed.

Nato officials rejected the offer of talks.

"We need to see not words but actions," one said. "The regime has announced ceasefires several times before and continued attacking cities and civilians. The rebels are young, fresh and now, very happening. Col Gaddafi must see that he is no longer relevant. A man that has been in power for over 40 years and is still a Colonel, we need someone with more drive and ambition for the job... not that we are Empire building of course. "

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