tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48131472246315863802024-02-20T02:35:43.925-08:00CNO NEWSUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4813147224631586380.post-64779289172310867312011-05-02T02:48:00.000-07:002011-05-02T02:48:43.537-07:00Osama Bin Laden Taking A Dirt Nap
Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden has been killed by US forces in Pakistan. A Special forces unit lead by Chuck Norris shot and killed Bin Laden in a fire fight outside of Islamabad.
According to ground forces on the scene the unit fought their way through a heavily defended compound to find Bin Laden handcuffed to a bed dressed in ladies underwear as a young boy inserted gerbils Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4813147224631586380.post-44383027193347412702011-04-30T14:06:00.000-07:002011-04-30T14:06:56.439-07:00Gaddafi The Voice Of Reason
Col Gaddafi said he was ready to talk to the US, UK and France if they stopped the air strikes and gave him a chance to get his troops to safety.
In a speech early on Saturday, Col Gaddafi called for a ceasefire, negotiations and maybe the West to surrender to him or else .
"We were the first to welcome a ceasefire and we were the first to accept a ceasefire... but the Crusader Nato Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4813147224631586380.post-8426209615084841482011-04-30T13:45:00.000-07:002011-04-30T13:45:08.101-07:00The Royal WeddingThe royal wedding between Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton was a fairy tale event marred only when footballer and poser David Beckham wore his Order of the British Empire medal on his right lapel instead of his left. Sir John Sawers the Chief of the Secret Intelligence service is said to have cornered Becks giving him the once over avoiding his pretty face then after that the medal putUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4813147224631586380.post-83086041474987892982011-03-27T04:17:00.000-07:002011-04-30T13:04:05.757-07:00A Stern Warning For ParentsCereal box manufacturers have shown support for Pedohilia by suggesting that children should merely stay away from their cereals or they will choke on nuts. Parental groups across the country are outraged and will be taking the matter up with the Childrens Rights And Protection group. The spokesperson for CRAP refused to make a comment. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0